Lucas Jaspers (@picklingparlor) 's Twitter Profile
Lucas Jaspers

@picklingparlor

You try my pickles, you like my pickles. That is the deal.

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calendar_today28-10-2011 18:59:36

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Just got the new condom contract for the school's sex ed course. They are using Pickling Parlor cucumbers for demonstrations, EXCLUSIVELY.

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They say the best thing about being lonely is never being misunderstood. Not only am I never lonely with my pickles, but always understood.

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Ladies, pickles are a great way to lose weight and feel great doing it! Plus, no one wants you to look like that for the Christmas photo.

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I am sorry folks! Been in a bit of a slump! Fresh cucumbers are hard to come by in the winter and it just gets me too down to post much.

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I hear this time of year is the most depressing for non-picklers too. God must have put empathy for seasonal pickle pain in all our hearts.

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I have moved my most prized jars of pickles into the living room. Was kind of a pain, but I won't be counting down alone this year!

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It's a New Year folks. I can only hope this next year is filled with as many pickles as last. Otherwise, I don't know. I just don't know.

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Been a rough Jan/Feb bimonthly, but am trying to create winter cucumbers using the strange NE weather for gene selection pressure. Lookn up!