hanging on by a thread? i wouldn't mind a thread, if — you're hanging on aren't you? — look, if you're not going to use the thread, i'll take it

i’m going to be late today, there’s a leaf floating on my pond

i get the experience of watching this one late and i live on the west coast now

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mug in my left hand cigarette holder in my right

i like when I’m about to cross an intersection and a driver makes eye contact and nods to confirm he’s not going to kill me

me: there are things in this world we don’t understand …. my sidekick Reginald: i figured out one or two of them while you were on your honeymoon

one day you’ll be too old to have mid-century furniture with veneer chips (55)

last minute costume ideas: - jousting accident - espresso machine repairman - understudy - mime (can’t beat the classics)

picardie aurora ah, my friend? she's is an intuitive espresso machine healer.. [she touches your de'longhi la specialista] I'm sensing a lot of heaviness here.. this is a very dark machine

yes the jays lost. but a new barley called Golden Promise just dropped

text from dad: “that’s baseball, i suppose, but still”

to counteract alienation in modern culture i think we just need to reorient society around receiving guests, hosting guests for the night, building a large keep to house guests,

i know the mayor’s wife would love drawn & quarterly

your code is 2. dont' share this code with anyone else.

i lowkey do want to feed my golden retriever organic salmon until he’s oily and strong and wild like a river otter

observing

eating something stale you can tell was one good and trying to summon the taste on your mind’s tongue