i'll fucking DESTROY him i SWEAR !!!!! he can't keep getting away with this !!!!!!

asgore is cringe but thats okay

don't ask questions you're not prepared to know the answers too

asgore . . * places hand on his shoulder. staring at him so seriously. * it means you're not based and never will be based. i'm so sorry.

you guys eat instant noodles? those things are SO junky!

// my friendly lore reminder that undyne is a Bit of a health nut.

HAH! and just WHAT do you consider 'fresh junk', sansy?

EUCH! grease . . it's no WONDER you're such a lazybones! have you ever even touched a vegetable?

omg no wait babe its CUTE when you eat that stuff youre fine

ultimate cringe reaction asgore 😔

"None that you can TELL, not yet! But just wait, they'll catch up with you!"

holy shit . . HOW HAVE WE NOT HAD A COOK - OFF YET?

mother fucker

🤨 why not? it's FUN!