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I can’t believe they found my French undersea cave

Puerto Rico is in the United States. Puerto Rico is in the United States. Puerto Rico is in the United States. RT to teach Donald J. Trump something new today. 🇺🇸❤️🇵🇷

The President just said wind energy causes cancer and please young people save us from this nightmare by voting in record numbers.

Today the country of #Brunei will begin punishing gay sex with death by stoning. This is so sad & outrageous. Below are the hotels owned by the #Sultan of #Brunei — #boycottthesehotels.

Gmorning! *kicks the sh** out of all your day’s obstacles and nagging doubts* THE WAY IS CLEAR, FRIEND

Congratulations to Katie Bouman to whom we owe the first photograph of a black hole ever. Not seeing her name circulate nearly enough in the press. Amazing work. And here’s to more women in science (getting their credit and being remembered in history) 💥🔥☄️

Spring Newsletter! Concert this Sunday, new faculty, student spotlight, and registration for summer lessons is open! mailchi.mp/a9e0964c33bc/s…

I am grateful for Ilhan Omar's courage and leadership and I stand with her - and with others targeted by the President's anti-Muslim rhetoric.

Climate change is here + we’ve got a deadline: 12 years left to cut emissions in half. A #GreenNewDeal is our plan for a world and a future worth fighting for. How did we get here? What is at stake? And where are we going? Please watch & share widely ⬇️

Feds will seek 4 months jail time for Felicity Huffman for bribing her daughter into college Tanya McDowell got 12 yrs for sending her son to the wrong school district & Kelley Williams-Bolar got 3 years $30k fine for sending her daughter to the wrong school district. Retweet!

How I am approaching work today...

This measles thing is getting out of control. GET VACCINATED, ASSHOLES! L

I assume this is one of the great geologist flexes of all time. Regardless, a truly extraordinary thread.

Here's to a great new week! Remember: you can do anything you set out to do if you keep believing, keep pretending and keep your friends around to help.

And I hope to be remembered for being a virgin **eyeroll**

And for the shrieking Republicans who don’t know the difference: concentration camps are not the same as death camps. Concentration camps are considered by experts as “the mass detention of civilians without trial.” And that’s exactly what this administration is doing.

Legal team that recently interviewed over 60 children at Border Patrol station in Texas says a traumatic and dangerous situation is unfolding for some 250 infants, children and teens locked up for up to 27 days without adequate food, water and sanitation. nbcnews.to/2Y5CuEK

When a powerful entity is trying to grow a system of human rights abuse (which is what this is) it’s on ALL of us, from smallest to biggest, to throw sand in the gears and stop it. We cannot be compliant with child abuse. These judges are astounded at the argument for it ⬇️

When your friends are like your family, you never feel lonely. And when your family of friends is as big as mine is, you never, EVER feel lonely….. though getting something to eat at the dinner table can be a bit of a problem.