No goat legs.

To put it like youngsters would, he’s the GOAT.

He’s snorting with laughter. Quite proud of that one. x.com/lovereturned/s…

Cooing. Let him set the mood with some romantic music.

Ah. He’s uh, he’s pretty sure he’s just been shot in the buttcheek with one of Eros’ arrows.

The world is not worthy of returning the greeting. “Lachesis. Hello.”

Play it cool, man. Play it cool. He’s trying to lean against nothing. “Oh, you know. I’ve been, uh, busy. Prancing around.”

He hauled to HATE tea but suddenly he loves it, can’t get enough. “It’s my tea time, of course I’d like your tea. It’s nature. Flavored dirt water.”

║ USE* x.com/physls/status/…

“I’ll drink whatever you want me to.” x.com/moirazoi/statu…

Listen, he’s here for this god match making thing but ahem he’d like to be paired strictly with one Lachesis. Slides a leaf across the table. He’ll make it worth your while.

║ y it sound like that

Still waiting on those requests.