Lies.

And God always answers your prayers, sometimes just not in the way you want them answered

Only ice boys slaughter meat at functions

Me after joining a group* Clicks on mute forever

No cap those ingrown nail removal videos knock me the fuck out

You cannot call yourself a South African if Spur waiters have never sang Happy Birthday to you

I gave birth to the cutest little boy 🥹

I don’t like this Anita girl. #thecatchmzansi

Okay I’m tired of pretending. Who the fuck is minnie? What does she do? Who’s her man? Does she have kids? Where does she live? WHO IS SHE??? #RHOD #RHODurbanS5

Highschool Musical… Glee… what an era 🥹

Minnie’s anger and bitterness needs to be studied. She’s a case study this one. Are there any psychological students willing to do research on her? #RHOD #realhousewivesofdurban

Like he’s tall, dark and handsome 🙄

Mzansi Magic We need better pros for the next one. We need people who can select correctly and not stage a show. There are people out there who genuinely want to get into the show for what it was intended for. This season was a joke. Do better Mzansi Magic and #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi

I hope Makoto is taking notes from Sponono. Her man literally left her in the desert without water but she’s still calm and collected. What a Queen #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi

I miss VUZU 😭 they gave us great shows mahn… Running with the reps, Fly Chix, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch I mean 😭😭

How is teenage pregnancy my 1995 babies? Because wow! I still feel like I’m baby sitting my sisters child. But NOOO… I’m a whole parent 😭😂

I’m asking for the 100th time… Why is Annie there? #UltimateGirlsTripAfrica

We need a Love is Blind South Africa 😭 NetflixSA Love is Blind

It doesn’t matter how early I sleep I will wake up up tired hey 😭

I’ve never stood up and stormed out during an argument. I crave to be that dramatic one day 🤭