How to eat Crumbl cookies:

If we together & yo ex pass away & you cry, you single

idk my favorite sex position is the one where she loves me back

This that cuddle with a liar weather

When you about to pull out but you look at her face and she look like a good mother

Y’all be thinking y’all in love whole time she miss her ex boyfriend

I’ve seen HD front ends but what’s this?

First aid kit got a lighter in it

U ain’t a real hustler till you had to hustle yourself back out of a hole‼️

Bruh fuck Christmas where da hoes at

You be thinking her music taste is fire, whole time it’s all her ex’s fav songs

That sneaky link break up be worse then a real relationship break up

May she never find happiness unless it’s with me. Amen

Dispo had dolph playing at 9am on the dot. I’m definitely at the right place

What is the one candy you would actually steal from a baby?

Same

There’s a million damn spiders in this fuckjng house dude