Also I’d like to point out that his attire is canon as he is notorious for not caring what he wears, as long as it’s black. #celinedion #juicenewton

/Same. A lot of my family has been lost to the inability to refrain from or come back from the grip of drug abuse. I also count myself lucky that I’ve never found something I can quit, but also didn’t try a lot out of fear of it.

People who say they have a crazy ex don’t have a crazy ex because people with truly crazy ex’s know what a crazy ex will do if you call them crazy and it usually rhymes with ATTEMPTED MURDER.

I’m wearing your pants as I type. Little tight but in the best ways.

I will never not point out how your acronym is stupid and saves zero time.

The quiet on the set doc makes me glad I didn’t let my kids into show business. Also those aren’t my kids.

Who gave this idiot my number.

My wife just asked if I was mad at her. Had to think about all the things she could have done to make me mad, and then investigate them one by one.

/wow someone who hates her and likes to make fun of non-neurotypical people, i wonder who that could be.

…and new….

WE GON EAT WE GON EAT WE GON EAT THEY FUCKIN HEARTS

instagram.com/reel/C6mChjJLT…

I’ve been telling people for years that @CynicalxHateful only shaved her head because she tried to cut her own bangs and fucked them up.

//Watch out peeps, there’s been multiple people who have apparently had their Discord accounts hacked and are being used to try to hack others. If someone messages you saying they reported you “in error” but Discord needs to have you do something, it’s a scam.

I accidentally opened up Microsoft Edge and it was so excited it thought I wanted to use it only. I’ve never felt worse about my actions.

YOU CANT FUCK MILA KUNIS WITHOUT STEVE BUSCHEMI’S EYES

Bash at The Beach.. Elimination Chamber.. Bad Blood..