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This is hard to read. It’s soaked in the historical contempt and bitterness the U.S. still has for Britain... but it is hard to read because there’s a lot of hurtful truth in there. “But Brexit and... facebook.com/story.php?stor…

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Helloooo? Anyone there? The simulation I’m in is getting less and less plausible by the day. The glitches are off the charts now. Trump is Potus, the Tories we’re voted back in by the working class and now this guy is trying to replace Royals with... theargus.co.uk/news/18152149.…

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Looool. Did anyone see the Duchess of Rutland on Good Morning Britain who is campaigning against a McDonalds opening in Rutland?... she said that she’d be less opposed if they’d consider serving pheasant nuggets. Completely seriously. Pheasant. Nuggets.

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I'm fully behind the #BongForBrexit idea. We just need a bucket, a big Coke bottle with the bottom cut off, some gauze and... Wait, what? Big Ben? That's ambitious even by my McGuyver bong making standards but hey, let's do it!

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Good job no other important things are happening in the world so there’s plenty of time for experts to speculate about Harry and Meghan full-time on every news channel.

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If it’s to do with the natural world and Dave says it’s a crisis. It’s a fucking crisis. I pity the fool that thinks they can second guess this man. “Nyyaaa, but the climate has always changed and it’s no different now.” FUCK OFF. YOU DON’T KNOW MORE... bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…

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Today I bought products labelled ‘100% vegan’ to clean my pet carnivore. That’s odd, right? Is it odd? Maybe it’s not.