╔ “αnd thє mєmσrч wαs lσst lσng αgσ... ☾ sσ í’ll dαncє wíth thєsє вєαutíful ghσsts...” ╝ #PTRP #MVRP

WHERE MY HUG AT KRIS

Listen I rep Galar all day but Unova girls put it DOWN in the bedroom that’s all I’m saying

Don’t be like that Nessa 😩😩😩😩 it’s not even that deep

Throw my ass out? SAY NO MORE.

GLUG GLUG GLUG

You don’t gotta be shy about it ;)

WAIT WAIT CHILL HOLD ON NO NOT THE TRIPOD THING AGAIN

Raihan’s not home, leave a message.

Like.... MAD mad? Cause I’ve been there before, I know it’s not pretty....

Haha..... I didn’t know you liked knife play...... haha........ Whiteimplayingchill

Okay before y’all jump me me I was joking with my ex— I don’t actually purposely flirt with lesbians, that’s wild disrespectful

*gta voice* Ah shit here we go again

OH HEY LEON WASSUUUUUP

THAT’S LITERALLY NOT TRUE, IT’S JUST MY EX. ( Winks at the camera ) BESIDES A LITTLE FORBIDDEN LOVE BETWEEN BORDERS MAKES THIS WAR KINDA SPICY

.... Man, I can count on you for anything. It’s been tough out here lately, not even gonna lie. Sometimes I feel like Nessa looks at me funny!

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING... Okay okay you had me there though. I dipped my toes in their water and it activated the Unova chip.

Raihan we've been over this.... The UNOVA CHIP will activate. All it takes is a little bit of Unovan brainwash. To activate the Unova Chip in the average Galarian.

Mixes Cabernet with sprite.

PhotogenicKing posted on Instagranbull a few seconds ago, it was an old picture of him and @SinnohRadiance. #HAPPYBIRTHDAY to Dawn, with the SECOND BEST— well, maybe top five selfie game I’ve ever seen. Check your bank account. I decided to splurge and give you $5. 😘