No one says “me likey” anymore

The Last Cuntification of Christ

This isn’t over until I see Cameron on CNN

“Mature art” is such a great phrase

Cinesthetic? Ya I fuck with The Scene Aesthetic

For this week’s edition of SEARCH HISTORY, Emilio and Evan of dewy dudes join us to tell-all on viral skincare fads, bathroom cabinet red flags, and creepy text messages 🧖‍♂️ interviewmagazine.com/culture/the-de…

This is the bleakest ad I think I’ve ever seen

Thinking about T*ylor Sw*ft partying in KC and being subjected to hearing Caribou Lou for the first time

Thought this was a Salomon

Too many chapter titles in movies now (Leave the World Behind, Poor Things, The Creator). Leave that bullshit to books

Where is my Kiehl’s check?

[fatboy slim voice] check it out now, the fuck hole brother

Showing this song to my zoomer gf for the first time felt akin to doing crack

Monoculture is back baby (the eclipse)

Not a single pickleballer in sight. Nature is healing

Ari gold ass song (complimentary)