A PSA. Actually, don’t be that friend that texts to bitch about ANY problem you’re having with ANY Apple related issue. QUESTIONS are fine. BITCHING at me is not. I don’t make the rules OR the product. I’m off the clock and Apple Support exists for a reason. 🤦‍♀️

When a guy who’s trying to date has the AUDACITY to mansplain processors to you and then say “I’m techier than most.” Sir, I work for a tech company. We actually went over that. Perhaps you’ve heard of them? Consider yourself ghosted. 🥴

#TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes These are pretty sweet 😭

When a customer says the pandemic is a “pathetic excuse” for express store front and gets pissy he can’t go into the store to browse after spending money on a phone. Sir, let me just play you a song on the world’s smallest violin for your freakin’ first world problem. 🥲

Shoutout to the guy who stopped talking to me a month ago because I told him he was being super pushy/clingy for someone I hadn’t even been out with yet and decided today was the day to hit me with the “heyyy.” Boy, bye. 🥴🤣

When the markets are still going and it turns out the little crypto currency #DOGE you put into awhile back for laughs starts to skyrocket! 😶#DOGECOIN

Another “reply all” debacle. Guys, please learn how to e-mail. 🥲

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!! As he SHOULD be!! 👏

TFW you forget to silence your phone and your alert goes off and your phone is screaming “I Hate Everyone” (Say Anything) in the back of an Uber! 👀

Mask mandate lifts soon and is being left up to the business. I can’t wait to tell people on point that Apple is not one of those businesses lifting the mask requirement. Mask up or shop online. Your call. 🤷‍♀️

I give it another month, two TOPS before we end up back in Amber+ with the way this is going so far. Three to four before ESF if we don’t get this under control real fast. 🥲

Quick PSA: do NOT try to walk into an Apple Store this weekend without an appointment, an order already placed for pickup, or a product reservation. I can PROMISE you it will not end well for you. 👀