To be honest, they should have always been the sponsors of squash not tennis…

Dear Producers Of The Boys, We have actors that you are welcome to hire, and do their actual, real accents in your programme. What you've got going on now is really ruining an otherwise pretty decent show. Yours, London (sorry, "Laaandin")

I'd say 75% of the emails I've ever received have got my name wrong. I get it, I'm used to it, my ego died years ago and I've come to terms with it BUT if you're asking for work in that email just know that as an opener its not a great advert for your attention to detail...

Liz Truss failing to deliver her closing speech about how good she is at delivering things, **TO THE WRONG CAMERA**…👨‍🍳💋

Liz Truss is 46. 😮

Awful films I’ve seen recently: Dr Strange 2 Ambulance Spiderhead The Gray Man I’ve only got myself to blame. And everyone involved in the making of those films.

“Everyone” 🤔

Liz Truss is spectacularly dim.

Just discovered we've run out of gravy granules. Time to restock.

Does anyone else want to do the Boris pulling out joke?

“Could those extracts from your book BE any more misjudged?!”

The one where Chandler takes a swipe at the guy everyone loves

Can anyone remember a 96-ish UK hip hop track (called something like Zones?) where the second verse is all about having a bath?! Had the immortal line: "First I say no, then I say yep, running in my bath like Steve Ovett..." aka Jimbo Jones?

“Daniel Craig is having a blast”. Meaning no one else will.

Has anyone got any jokes about the bit between Christmas and New Year?

Small boats

Deadline is April 25th to get photo ID required to vote in May elections .

“It's like Jaws. If everyone in Jaws worked for Jaws.” Succession is really on form this season.

Please retweet this many, many, many times. It's horrific. Marina Hyde is so right. Why isn't this is a huge scandal? Hundreds of lives ruined. Not a single person held to account. And still: silence on the Post Office scandal | Marina Hyde theguardian.com/commentisfree/…