I need people to watch this and spread it

>be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med

Um

And there it is

When I hit the double peace sign during sex

I hate that I can recognize that unarmed hit sound effect from Super Smash Bros Melee 😭

Extremely heavy daily cannabis users can get bad puking after years of nonstop use. It’s called CHS. It’s very rare and goes away when you stop consuming or if you take a hot shower. Alcohol sends 570,000 people to the ER every year for puking and nobody writes scary headlines.

According to a new report from active-duty and retired FBI agents, there was a bit of an issue when Patel arrived at Provo in the aftermath of the Kirk assassination: he would not leave the plane without an FBI raid jacket. They found a female special agents' jacket for him. But

Ms. Rachel is a preschool teacher who speaks up for starving children in Gaza. That is not antisemitism. I hope thousands will join me in standing up for her.

Mark Kelly just unloaded a lifetime of receipts: “When Trump was driving the Taj Mahal into bankruptcy, I was being shot at over Iraq. When Trump was writing birthday notes to Epstein, I was recovering the bodies of my fellow astronauts. When Trump was peddling conspiracies

Hasbara used to be believable

It’s always adorable when Americans point at a satellite photo of Korea as if a lightbulb can wash away a century of blood. South Korea is “bright” because the US turned the peninsula into a permanent military outpost. North Korea is “dark” because the US carpet-bombed it until

Which moment in SF politics first made you realize that its flavor of progressivism is often self-interest cynically dressed up as a form of sensitivity? So many to choose from. First that comes to mind is when Calle 24 successfully removed traffic calming barriers by claiming

My response to AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱🎗️ launching ads to take me down.

Holy Reddit

Save me, Steve Kornacki