Quick note to everyone: Please do NOT hold me responsible for the catastrophic consequences of my decisions and actions. That is not something I enjoy. Thank you.

Look, you can't teach maths and that's all there is to it

BIG shout out to the hard of hearing.

Release alert! I'm super happy to announce that my new album 'Salute to the Sun' will be released on Gondwana Records on the 20th November. ➜ You can listen to the first single 'Joyful Spirits of the Universe' and Pre-order on Ltd 2LP/CD/DL: matthewhalsall.lnk.to/salutetothesun

“How a government treats refugees is instructive – it shows how they would treat the rest of us if they thought they could get away with it.” - Tony Benn

Christmas No.1 🎵🎵 open.spotify.com/track/27WirtpN…

I am asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture. A picture that YOU took. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without the negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on your page and let’s look at these, here’s mine

The little man who lives in the crisps:

A farm animal telling everyone he lives in a gated community

QT with your four favourite movies from the year you were born.

I LOVE sharing stories about my relatives on the dog groups 👍

I like that the best preserved ancient people are either mummies laboured over by priests for weeks or just some poor fucker thrown in a bog

Disappointing but sadly not surprising to see that Twitter does not consider referring to a Black woman as a ‘third world primitive’ to be something they should take any action against and are happy to see shared on their platform.

Had a day at Edinburgh Fringe yesterday and saw some brilliant shows including Fool’s Paradise by Britt Plummer . Fantastic stuff, thoroughly recommended.

Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

We were very starstruck! Congratulations to Jay Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. on your #Golf #ILoveItHereNoHoVW

steve bannon looks like the guy whos hiding the fact that a zombie bit him from the rest of the group.