my friend maikel is a different type of ugly, when he gets around flowers they die

Me on cheat day at the all you can eat Korean BBQ:

thought the worst part of being an adult was the random $40 you have to spend every once in a while, but it turns out the worst part of being an adult is the random $300 you have to spend every once in a while

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

i will make January 6 look like an ice cream social

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

Y’all always find a way to make it about you. Mourinho talked about Barca’s Real Madrid obsession and he didn’t lie. Real Madrid fight to be the best in the world while all Barca thinks of is how to beat Real Madrid. Carlo’s dunked two league titles on y’all and won another 2

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

you can tell who don’t be having a pocket full of sunshine #badvibes

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

guys basically believe that you can solve every problem in your life by getting jacked and making more money

Shi getting serious

If you do not believe in self, it will be extremely difficult to get others to believe in you. Be authentically you. The possibilities of life could be expanded exponentially.

They spawn a new retard with Andreas Christensen avi every week like a la masia grad.