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72. GOAL! FC Barcelona 0 - 4 Tottenham Hotspur. Pritchard gets our 4th goal in the Player12 match.

Full time in the Player12 match: FC Barcelona 1 - 4 Tottenham Hotspur. Fantastic win for the young Spurs away from home. #COYS

The #Zlatan of tries. Chris Ashton's return for #ENG gives an excuse to watch this again: bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-… Best try I've commentated on.

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New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.

Fuck you, 02! Don't leave it to me to text a number to stop your fucking spam! Fuck the fuck off! Stop the fuck off! twitpic.com/bltrde

Bizarre personal attack by Pat Murphy on Robbie Savage on Five Live.

The second series of #Borgen has established that there are only 8 actors in Denmark

Retweeting this counts as going to church. Favoriting this counts as filling the collection plate.

Rugby fans if you haven't pl RT to show your support for elite Refs enforcing new scrum directive - Nigel Owens MBE Craig Joubert et al -

Andre Villas Boas today. #THFC

We can announce agreement has been reached with Head Coach, Andre Villas-Boas, for the termination of his services bit.ly/1hdCGGL

Hey O2 what's going on with the free 3G to 4G reported last wk?? Store gave me 4G SIM and said contact CSs but they don't know anything!!

I am not phil. Please delete this number.

I am not Phil. Phil is not here. There is no Phil.

Please change the mobile number attached to this twitter account. Else I will have to keep posting on ur behalf.