I’ve never quit a team in my life but I just went 3 halves of basketball over two games without getting passed to. I took zero shots. I quit so fuckin fast lol

This morning is brought to you by Jock Jams and Nickelback and I’m not sorry. Also forgot that Grant Hill was in the video for Rockstar so that’s tight.

At a party full of 30+ year olds. Zero piss on any of the 3 toilets here. Aging is fuckin sick sometimes.

This just in the Pelicans continue to increase my heart rate and decrease my my bank account at the same time punch me in my fucking face

I LIKE THE STOCK!

Looking for the "It would never work!" group of thinkers I've been arguing with about universal healthcare for my entire adult life now that almost 70% of the GLOBAL POPULATION HAS IT

Bursitis boys stand up!

Title track of the new Marianas Trench album just actually broke my brain this morning. Dude's range vocally and creatively is on another planet. Sheesh.

Good GOD damn morning still getting weird with this Marianas Trench record also shout out to my son who woke me up at 6:30 but went back to sleep for 3 hours hell yes that is some shit I would do fam

I don't know how many years it's been but my phone still pulls up that U2 album when I plug in headphones or put my AirPods in.

Call him weird please call him weird

The new feature on Threads where you open the app and immediately drop 10 IQ points is fucking sick

tour is over. time to bring attention to those living through the destruction of Hurricane Helene. Below is a link with a list of local and federal donation centers. Please chime in and add any additional resources for those who wish to help. We will be announcing a cane

On an open call to be an extra in Happy Gilmore 2. I have finally started my ascent to Hollywood.

Zion starting the season in the “best shape of his life” and then sitting 2 of the first 8 games ain’t math’ing.

Happy holidays my family back home has gone full Jerry Springer as tradition goes. Time for eggnog.

To Our Forefathers turns 15 in like a week and a half what in the ever loving fuck

37 is hilarious because if I show up to the function and my younger friends are already drinking aggressively I am just going home guys I will see ya’ll in the morning I’m hungover just looking at you and I cannot catch one of those it will take me days/weeks to recover bye now