Dmitry Simkovf Recorded June 2019 youtu.be/57ANOZw9XIY

Shit. Shit shit. Please, please don't elect me as president. I can't do the job. I beg you.

Please vote!

Hey everyone it's Hobo Tom youtu.be/-Kxro7S8zsI

It's technically not a tired premise unless it's from the tired premise region of France.

In October, I paid $482,917 for eight of the largest "Fly in Pence's Hair" twitter accounts. I'm ruined.

Just put $22k into Thurston's Olde Wagons and Horse Combs. Hoping to buy my mom's house and make her homeless.

"57 vs 43... Welp, looks like the 43 win it then" - A perfectly cool system

Feeling blessed that my generation won't become old reactionaries bc The Great Famine will kill us all in our 50's.

As a single mom who works at amazon, I piss in my mouth BECAUSE 🇺🇸I 🇺🇸 HATE🇺🇸 UNIONS🇺🇸

Still upset that Chinese rocket didn't Donnie Darko me.

Please. Just once.

Pasta Mimic #b3d #geometrynodes

The milk is bad But the lovin' is good This sex brunch isn't smellin' how it should

I brought clamato jugs You brought your wife I've been feelin' I should move on with my life

Finally finished my Quibi submission packet. Wish me luck!

I could never figure out what to do with this website.

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philschall on bluesky. I'm out of here.