looks like ships are sailin’

everyone is raving about the hot new trend sweeping the nation, “weed n waffles wednesdays”

making friends with a french locksmith

still thinkin about the dinner i made last night

shit’s stupid

asked for “a lil hot sauce” at canes and promptly received 19 packets of hot sauce

my stepback middy game goin crazy today

pokeathlon

mario kart double dash loading screen music

my costco i work at is playing guitar hero 3: legends of rock songs this morning lol

if you spell would’ve as “would of” i don’t think u should be allowed to vote

i’m writing music at 200 bpm and i’m fuckin pissed off

“holy diver” hits different when u hear it at 4:30 am in a warehouse

"no one has died" because of feeding USAID to the woodchipper, Elon claimed. In this devastating piece the NYT went out and learned some of their names and stories:

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Idc if my future kids aren't intelligent, rich, successful etc. but if they're not empathetic and kind then that's when I know I've failed society has lost its kindness

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