5 yr old: If I don’t get my way, I’ll destroy the entire universe. Did we just create a supervillain?

Getting sick of below 0 weekends! Today we have pants in the snow and the bounce house in the living room.

Me: Cats are so weird - they'll lay around in the strangest places. My kids: Watching videos while sitting laid out across the stairs.

No way I played 20 hours in one day, but this is a stat that feels right.

Rotating summer/winter clothes and thinking about mapping time of your life via free tshirts. Early 2010s - running/Ragnar. Lates 2010s - volunteering/TEALS.

Finish order at the restaurant. Waitress: I’ll send your drinks right out. 7 yr old:I’ve never seen a dead body before.

40 year old Nintendo - trying to explain to 4 kids how to get their controller grip/order/player setup before someone hits the back button and resets all your progress.

How embarrassing. Our cleaner must have found one of our needles laying around.

Candy Chute 2023 coming to a close.

Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire