Turnpike always slaps @ me idc

Wife material 😍

Woo mf pig

WIFE MATERIAL ⚾️😍

Fuck off Lahey

So all these Democrats will tax you to pay for health care for illegal aliens, while also legalizing their illegal entry into our country. What more is there to say? The Democrats are the party of open borders, always taking the side of foreigners over Americans.

Shows up to church at a half past 2, bible in her hand and a flask In her shoe

My dad is a pretty scary kid, but my mom can strike fear in the heart

Greg Maddux was the Bob Ross of Baseball 🎨

David Freese. 2011

I need 300 ppl to send me $1 on cashapp so I can buy this puppy

Typing in all caps makes you realize how ass you are at typing

COMIN’ FROM THE LIPS OF AN ANGEL

Papa Jerry on the Arkansas Coaching Search... /s

This was such a beautiful moment in baseball. x.com/RealKentMurphy…

Happy February 28th mother fuckers.

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