Ok so which one decided to make confetti out of the kitchen roll while mum and Tess were at the vets??? Hmm??? It wasnt me cause I am the best boy ever! 😈😈

I went to Woodlands Care Home as Santa’s Little Helper . Thank you @pinkfluffykitty for my wonderful coat. Was a lovely afternoon. Well done Eloise Toward xxx😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️

Tess - Shelby what the dickens ( pardon the pun) is going on? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dis is how we talks...😂Mum...put dat fing away and get us our dinna!! 🥘

Rooby Good morning dear Friends I have assumed my position to watch over Tess. I get Mum if she needs anything. Wishing you all a lovely day. Sending love to you all xxx😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️

considering frozen peas.

Theresa May and her cabinet are going all out to woo dissenting Brexiteers. #WithdrawalAgreement

Let’s get a move on, my toes are freezing ❄️

What do you think about the Aye-Aye egg-eating technique? 🙊🍴🍳

I have brought part of my bottle collection to bed.

Oh Mother .. of course I want another one! Night night all. Prayers for Bertie and all the other souls who are poorly . Love to you all xxx😘❤️😘😘😘❤️😘❤️

What is this ‘relationship goals’?

Me: Siri, what does village mean in a cricketing context? Siri:

Robert Thompson was just 21 when he took his own life last year after living with depression and anxiety. In a tribute, around 150 tractors made an emotional journey through County Durham in memory of the dedicated young farmer, aiming to raise awareness about mental health.

we had a baby today. white bread and tea with sugar never tasted so good. Also hands off our NHS

Today’s beach pose .. pfft She, yes Mum put Roobys pink harness on me.. how embarrassing .. I’m pretending I’m not here 😁😁😁

Anyone have a spare Reading Festival ticket?