“I work in medicaid”

Only it wouldn’t because gold would become worthless overnight.

“Worst Empire ever….”

🤣🤣 and this is why you never switch seats.

Much rather a P1800 Estate.

*cough

You’d have to pay me a hundred million dollars as a grown man to do this wee dance about my pals not liking me any more.

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When I was in Sixth Form the school was asked to nominate students to go on Blockbusters. For some reason it was put to the students to vote on. Me being the class clown some thought it would be a good joke to vote for me. I won the vote, went on TV and smashed it!

Phil Waller I’m not sure it’s that localised.

Maybe they are all in the files 🫨

Because it’s fucking exhausting?

😳😳😳

We’re winning it 1-0 in injury time with 3% possession.

Supply teacher

First early night in ages and I wake up to this! 🔥🔥🔥

Americans are so quaint, imagine having just one word for it 🤣🤣🤣

An early entry for “best tune I’ve heard today”, will it stay in first as the day goes on? Who knows? Who frankly cares?

Yugoslavia II anyone? Anyone???