Fuck it tomorrows plans cancelled gonna need some time to break this down #teenyforsweeney

Fuck it yeah I’ll have a beer and then another one and probably one more after that you know what keep feeding me beers I’m doing beers all day long fuck Texas love this chick. Horny #HornsDown

FINALLY UNC DEFEATS A RANKED TEAM TURN TF UP

Jalen Milroe gonna start a civil war #LANK

From the Wise words of Winston Churchill “ Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts” I’m gonna win all my bets today, fuckin love college ball #LANK

Fuck it currently alone drinking as many beers as I want watching 90s country music videos, this may be the greatest night of my life #LANK

Is their a way I can set my hinge preferences to no fat girls and no black women why is this not an option for a white boy on a Saturday #shrink

For the last 10 years I’ve smoked a pack of cigarettes a day until Dook has another natty appearance, it continues

This beer is a real whore, diggin in deep, love it #colonised

Budweiser and prime Javy Baez highlights on a beautiful Friday evening, yes that will play #MAGA

SEC, it just means we’re more retarted

Game day. I’ve got Gavin Newsoms missing 20 billion dollas on this shit, so with a loss I’ll probably kill myself #GoHeels

So is Bill Belichick going to walk around with that stupid look on his face all year while we go 4-8 and I have sexual relations with his girlfriend #PMT

Bill Belichick is a retard and has no idea what he’s doing in college football this might be the worst North Carolina team I’ve seen in years #niğğerQB

Caleb Wilson owns college basketball kinda like how i own liberals and blacking out every time i drink, what a player #goheels

How is Cade Klubnik this bad at QB, I put my grandmas hard earned pension money on this disgusting Clemson team, now what do I tell her and where do I go from here #BowlSeason

#firehubertdavis

When you gotta stand up in church but have to get rid of your boner first😝😝