don't take me to a haunted house, because you will have to drag my sobbing ass across the floor and out of the attraction

// me, holding luigi gently: he's my blorbo

FUCKING BAGEL BITES

// jackie: who am i to question if you have sex with bagel bites luigi, ever the innocent: that's not what i meant

i just think bagel bites are tasty!!

I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH BAGEL BITES!!!!

i'm being bullied on the internet

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i found another picture of me when i was younger

// someday luigi's gonna snap and just

i almost set the kitchen on fire last night :D

// daisy, walking up to the counter: my boyfriend asked for no fucking pickles

// SINCE WHEN WERE MARIO AND WARIO CHILDHOOD RIVALS AND NOT COUSINS

this cat is me

// THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK INFORMATION CLASS ON MY CAMPUS???????

// if you want to see how unhinged i can get follow SANS.

"green mario" FUCK YOU.

staying inside tonight, don't wanna risk getting scared.