News from home this morning that the baby is rolling over. Let the chaos commence.

I think this ad proves that I don't understand the cultural appropriation debate.

I haven't been this excited about a forthcoming video game release since RDR2.

My favourite TV show of all time. bit.ly/2V52zD2 Ashley Parker @actualol

If our company was a person, who would they be? Ray Mears, probably. No...wait. Bear Grylls.

I've been on labour ward enough times to know this will end with his pad ripped up in half and screams of "F*CK YOU AND YOUR PAD MARTIN YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU FU*KING TURD"

londong Phil Haslehurst @actualol My favourite thing about the theme tune were the lyrics: “E-R, E-R, E-R, E-R”

Blurrrghhhh. Moving house is the worst.

Nothing but love for all the people who go online and answer dumb DIY / home electrics / plumbing questions on forums. I owe these people most of my status as an adult.

We left the UK 18 months ago and have returned this week to discover a new TV concept called 'The Circle' which seems to be entirely predicated on the gag that Richard Madeley is pretending to be someone called 'Judy' LOL WTF.

When you've got a new job and have no time to tweet.