Whack that my dad(s) managed to live despite popular belief

Jack always asked me to draw him when I showed him my sketchbook and that's why I actually called him an asshole

God I wish I could still apply brain filters over all of this.

Pizza is so good! I'm so glad I can finally eat it.

Now I'm just mad at a dead man. Again.

The time to be sad about Jack has passed. It's Fury Time.

Anyone else's tattoos itch all the time?

If you ever figure out how to make it stop, please let me know.

I COULD swear now... But I'm not gonna.

...I wonder if Atlas is hiring. I hear their employees go to Lazy River Land sometimes.

Timothy Doppleman if you're out there I hope you're happy and finding success and good fortune in your life

Ew. I'm sick.

...Why is there a dinosaur on the ship?

Me and the dinosaur are friends now.

My dad thinks I'm dead but really he just unfollowed me a while ago.