I just saw that "Seductive Sunday" is a thing. That's gotta make the monks back home squirm uncomfortably and rage. Good.

I would like to just say that it's so satisfying when my grenade throws and a whole group of psychos flying in different directions. UNF, so good.

Can confirm that this is NOT how you become a siren so please don't come at me with anymore buzz saws trying to take my powers. You'll just make a mess. And probably die because the others will avenge me. Especially Axton. #TimeToMeetTheMr #TurretTime

New ECHO, who dis?

This new vault hunter is trying really hard to open a bag of chips quietly while Lilith is briefing them on a mission. Good luck, man. Points for ballsyness.

Trying to help Ax in the field with navigating for a mission and the newbies around me are so loud I can barely hear him. Wish my phaselock ability could focus on just mouths.

I'm sick. But I guess being locked up in a room with newbies for 3 days for "Crimson Raider Orientation" will do that to you and your immune system.

Well this is certainly a different bunch of Vault Hunters. Welcome aboard, you blood-lusty bastards. Do us Crimson Raiders proud.

There's an Irishman here now...who's hitting on me and Axton...at the same time. I dig the confidence. Also the accent. I approve.

It's a new year. And hopefully a slightly upgraded me... eventually.

When its the day before and you BOTH remember it's almost Valentine's Day. Welp. Guess we both suck at this. But at least we suck at it together.

So...Jack had a casino? Dont mind me. As I load up my guns and ammo. And go raid that shit.

I've been in Jack's casino vault. It's beautiful. Well it was. Now its empty of loot and all that's left are his statues. We considered taking those too so we can melt them down but...meh. Everything else tho? Ours now.

I keep getting asked if it bothers me that Axton does these GC magazines. If I get to see at least the photos before the mags go out? I'm golden. Though half the time Ax just does "reenactment" posing around the house. But still. Pics or it didn't happen.

I think Axton is going to throw someone into an incinerator today.

I don't think I've ever missed the sun as much as I have in the last...what year is it again? What even IS time at this point?

Zane and Axton haven't stopped hitting on each other for at least 10 minutes. And I find this ridiculously amusing.

This new VH really likes to only answer some of my questions and not all. OK kid, cool. Just don't come crying to me if you get an allergic reaction to the varkid bites.

Apparently another planet has their own version of Sirens but they live underwater? And sing to lure ships to their doom? Small part of me feels like that would've been a nice Siren existence. But I can choke a psycho from 40 feet away so...im pretty happy.

I've been stuck inside for what feels like a year and a half. I need to take a walk before I start using someone's back as a dartboard.