No HS2 = no ambition for our country just when the whole world is looking at us. Now is a time to be AMBITIOUS! #GreatDecision

Fnar fnar

I've started seeing ads for AI girlfriends and honestly I can't think of anything more tragic

The £700 is profit. It's profit that you then use to invest in a spare house. They are paying £1900 to rent a house they could buy on a £700 mortgage, if only they had the deposit together, which they're much less likely ever to do because some cunt's charging them £1900 in rent.

Definitely one of the dumber takes out there. Obviously if Rishi Sunak wanted to increase the value of his shares, the most logical thing to do would be to offer a vaccine on the NHS to anyone who wants one

Nish Kumar 🎤 Stick a pony in me pocket I'll fetch the tossed salads from the van, 'cos if you want the best and you like scrambled eggs then brother, I'm your man 🎶

Really hate the fact that you can't rely on the trains in this country

Absolutely shameless

Comical Keegan

Do blame NIMBYs for the housing crisis, because it's their fault

Some might argue that a person dying in such circumstances is horrific regardless of how "useful" they could have been

Let's celebrate and learn from our differences by sneering at people who don't agree with me

I'm not particularly anti monarchy but this kind of thing makes me think it needs to be abolished immediately so we can grow up as a country

Does it actually matter what the Tories "long term ambition" is, when they'll be out of office in under a year?

I wonder if this line of attack is actually cutting through. There's a lot of idiots in this country but even so I think most people understand the concept of fair trials, representation etc.

Being weirded out by someone unexpectedly trying to hold hands with you is in fact extremely relatable

This is actually deranged lol

So few people smoke these days it's hard to imagine banning it in pub beer gardens is going to make any difference to the number of pubs closing. Sometimes it's ok to oppose things simply out of principle