me: have you seen the Nathan For You episo- my catholic friend: And also for you

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some rapture this is… just called my mother in law and she picked up the phone!

Communism is the riddle of history solved, and it knows itself to be this solution.

October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

Calling it "gang stalking" perpetuates a lot of harmful stereotypes. We were "group stalking" you. And that's allowed, it's okay for us to do that.

“Can I bum an… IDEA?” —The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

#SellChuckSchumerIntoWhiteSlavery

In many Western countries today, women are paid less than men for doing the same work. That’s how they are today, which is totally unjust.

ermmm… L take mr ayatollah!

i was pretty skeptical on the claim that maduro is a trans man, but that was until i saw this incomprehensible graphic made by an obviously paranoid person

they should let you doordash poop

Just imagine if a snail slowed down to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 MPH on Snail Street

we threatened to invade them you pig fuck. there is no moral high ground!!! they can make fun of whoever they want.

predictions 2026 bingo card

Paul Klee, "A Guardian Angel Serves a Small Breakfast" (1920).

heavy is the butt that holds the fart