Ouch.

Pretty sure it doesn’t work that way— I have fans, yeah, but not THOSE guys.

Whoa, shit. Seeing double and I haven’t even been drinking. Nah, I should be used to that by now, but seeing my own face when I’m nowhere near a mirror... Hello, handsome.

accidentally sending a meme while sexting

[{ Sorry if this is TMI. But woo IRL stress plus one of my pets passed away last night and RP isn't the greatest distraction anymore so, }]

being called a meme king during sex

Goddamn, my nails look awesome. purplereed.tumblr.com/post/148496063…

I was gonna say something like "I'm not normally one to do feminine things" but actually, screw the idea that painted nails is feminine.

I look even MORE badass.

I Was Cyberbullied Within An Inch Of My Life Last Night

(604): I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.

[{ IF ANYONE IS MULTIVERSE/INTERESTED IN CROSSOVERS? I made a thing. ⇝⇝⇝ @gunslingerasari }]

(541): you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg

Got that from a tumblr post. Those are always pretty funny.