((holy shit Borderlands rp is still a thing? 🥹🥹))

I can take them-.

((the way I think about Angel and Vasquez every single day of my life and have never thought to peek back at any of my blands accounts until randomly today....... Smh))

((I RP exclusively asshole men now, it feels so weird playing a somewhat normal, nice person. That said, I should bring my Vasquez back right tf now))

̶@̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶'̶ ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶!̶

i only know how to exist when i’m wanted.

Eugh. I'm not a pet. I'm a human being. I implore you to get a conscience.

I'm back, losers & bitches.

[Kicks 'er leggies.] What a good day. So many new people to meet. No Jack to be found. What could make this day any better? Hah-!

Ah. Unfortunate timing.

I truly always wondered who was worse: Jack or Mr. Vasquez. I still don't know the answer to that question.

I can't believe he doesn't know what he did wrong...