MY MANAGER JUST GAVE ME THIS AT WORK

when are we just gonna make MP the CEO of USA Swimming so he can affect as much change as he wants he always said his goal was to change the sport

8/3/25

i am accepting any and all ideas for how to clown on the national guard if they come anywhere near my work or apartment already plan on faking my own death at every opportunity

How it feels turning 28 and being barely able to hold 1:20/100 pace anymore

opening this site for my nightly scroll and becoming instantly speechless

The storm being a million hours of diving

So the women’s 200 free got hit with inflation and the men’s got hit with a depression

Kos just Cavic'd himself

Happy 3 year and 2 day anniversary of the day the real NCAA 100 fly legend was born

Wow great races! Can't wait for the next o-

Thank God I'm not watching a B final rn. Could you imagine

Predictions for today: Kos goes past 15m off the start of the 2 back and DQs himself The Texas divers get the 2025 Worlds stomach virus and can’t compete Florida wins the 4 free relay and Texas false starts Florida wins the meet

and still not even a Florida team record

Am I insane or didn’t these used to be like $30?? This isn’t the swimflation we want😭😭😭

Never forgetting my eyes falling out of their sockets watching Murphy/Dressel/Licon/Schooling break records in every individual event on the last night All preceded by Chris Swanson winning the mile by .11 to kick off the session

Babe wake up we’re watching prime Dressel tonight

My best friend is in grad school at Dartmouth and this could be the pull of his life

Has anyone here ever swam while high on weed, and what was it like? Asking for a friend

US President Donald Trump on former Kentucky All-American Riley Gaines: "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually."