happy chinese new year you c(l)ow(n)s

my mom stopped yelling at me for waking up at 12.30pm everyday ever since i landed my postgrad job is this what financial independence is supposed to feel like

mentally I feel like prince phillip

a salt and vinegar crisp would probably finish prince phillip off

the third one

yall stop — my lungs 😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Love Island fr the reason why i will pledge celibacy

this what 5’3 people say to themselves

hot girls were obsessed with maddi bragg and amanda steele in 2013

eileen gu is actually the baddest bitch on this planet

eileen gu supremacy that's all i came on here to say

is anyone from the peyton list 2014-7 fanbase still alive lmfao help me pls

if facundo m from the peyton list fandom days would make themselves known rn pls

girls will literally say ‘i have 3 brain cells’ and then open their laptop to write their phd thesis

anyway i’m going to the Eras tour

this still hasn’t stopped i love my mom