the look on that baby's face has me dead!! She knew it was about to go left🤣🤣

This!!

I've had a few chances to become a federal employee over the years. Thank God I didn't. Who wants to have to deal with this shit every year? 🤔

Nicki Minaj is somewhere having a temper tantrum because Carbi B won a Grammy before her 😂

When dating is not life 😢#datingsucks #petty #whenlifeispetty ift.tt/2Y8cadi

Periodt! With your limited vocabulary ass!! 😒 #petty #pettybynature #pettybitches ift.tt/2FrTUDt

Don't be stupid🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣

I don't know him...🤣 *Mariah Carey voice*

I haven't been able to post to the Gram since Thursday!! And of course they don't have customer service. At least when the previous owners own Instagram they had support. Facebook ruins yet another app🤔😠

y'all remember Myspace? How many of y'all was Tom's friend🤔🖐. I miss having a top five😥

The Marathon Continues... #prolific #ripnipseyhussle #TMC

Like, its ALWAYS there for you...😫🤣 #pettypost #pettymemes #pettyquotes #pettylivesmatter #pettytees

Oh so now I'm the right candidate for the job after you realize the one you orginally chose ain't know shit?!🤔 #fml #imgoodluvenjoy #pettymemes #teampetty #pettytees

Is it Monday already? 🙄 Caught between “I quit” vs “Rent due” .... Let me check my lottery tickets! 💸 #pettytee #pettylife #pettypost

Somethings don’t need an explanation, buttttt my big personality on the other hand might.... 🤷🏽‍♀️ #pettylife . . . . #memeoftheday #instagram #pettybitches #pettypost #pettytees #pettyaf

Ye is a whole petty mood!!!

Taking the time to acknowledge the most important woman in our lives! 👑🥇 When the pettiness 🍎 doesn’t roll far from the tree 🌳 In honor of Mother’s Day post ya fav quote from ya moms below.... #HappyMothersDay

Its your turn to suffer🤣🤣 #caseoftheex

Mr. Boseman leveled the playing field while fighting for his life... That’s heroism. I’ll remember the good times, the laughter, and the way he changed the game... #chadwickforever Chadwick Boseman