Tweeted this out and it conveniently stopped snowing within the 20 minutes. Weather machine operator must’ve seen it

Just cracked a work beer #OnTheJob

Reminder for any calendar enjoyers out there that February will be a perfect month! This won’t happen again until 2037 so take full advantage of it now

How both Jerry Jones and I will be watching the next Dallas Cowboys championship

This is the 60th Super Bowl in a row where both teams playing won their conference championship game

Or the guy who can’t be racist because he collects MLK jr “memorabilia” and has close black friends

The Dallas Cowboys have been an imminent threat to winning the Super Bowl for 30 years

This is massive news! Really made my day a million times better

Part of why I hate the Red Sox. I would’ve ignored this if they never changed the ketchup and mustard but that awakened the demon in me and now I can’t ignore anything from this horrible organization

Season is officially over. On to 2027

I need advice filling out my March madness bracket but I don’t want to be a loser and ask AI for help. Jimmy Cooks who wins this matchup?

This is March

This is what March is all about! Go Hawkeyes!

FUCK YOU NEBRASKA ALL YOUR CORNFIELDS BELONG TO IOWA NOW

The Dallas cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year! April fools! They still suck

A tradition unlike any other

I’m in need of help, I think I’m lost! I have tickets to The Masters and I’ve been driving around Augusta Maine for the past 3 hours looking for the golf course. Does anyone know where I need to go? Is there some hidden entrance in not seeing?

This is a wild tweet. Why would anyone say “The Celtics ownership could look at the inside of a firearm this summer” for no reason

The Dallas Cowboys just signed an absolute monster

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