Just saw a guy in a Chrysler 300 drive over a median in broad daylight. Anyone wanna guess the race? #easyone

This is the last time I eat a spicy chicken sandwich before bed #pain

Average Big 10 couple

The pioneer of feminism had to be the girl who beat the guy in the juicy drop bottle pop contest. Don’t worry I promise that I’m #notwoke Drop other contenders down below

Happy National Girlfriend Day!!! #loveyou

Yea… wig out on my balls please and thank you. #nofurtherquestions

No wonder the ratings fucking suck

Really missing UCL final John Stones rn

Straight chills #ferda

New favorite hobby: rage baiting women on the highway #learntodrivedumbbitch

Max stadium pulse

Just got into a fender bender. Can anyone guess the race and gender of the person who started it? It rhymes with masian swoman #shocker #truckdox

No one does it like sig nu #emaildox

#realshit

#neverforget

Just me and the guys talking about pornstars. What’s better than that #living

Shazam at the bar how do we feel?

I think he likes it

Petey’s Hangover Cure: - crank hog before noon - greasy sandwich - vow to never drink again - eat grapes - crank hog again to reset

Oh I look happy? Yeah I’m about to drink with the same dudes for the 29th week in a row, I’m fuckin ecstatic