Never been happier to be wrong. Thank you to the rest of the MMA gods, who took a night off from spite & let the Just Bleed god run the mic. What a card 👏 🔥 #UFC299

Mark M. F. Coleman. 🙌 ❤️ 🫡 R.I.P. little Hammer 🔨 🐶 💔

Did something happen with Gaethje / Holloway? Am I missing a bad news story? Or is Google just trying to curse #UFC300 ? Don't you put this evil on me Google

All the weird hate Ronda Rousey gets, for things she said over the years, or her attitide... Take that same attitude, the same words, & have them come out of Nick Diaz's mouth. Suddenly, you think it's cool. He gets a pass. Hmm, I wonder why SHE doesn't get a pass? War Ronda

A snippet of Conor McGregor's new song has been leaked: 👀

I am so FREAKING excited about the legendary Jedi Master NICK DIAZ returning to action, that I have decided to dust off & wear my official Nick Diaz UFC Fight Kit™ 🙌 💯 🔥

For the record, I scored each of the last three fights 30-27 for Nick Diaz 💯

DYNASTY. Masterminded his small team to reach the top of the pyramid in combat sports, & more impressively, stay there. Skills, & Consistency. Discipline. Perhaps it makes sense that people born of the mountains, are the most comfortable performing at the highest levels. 👏 🔥 🏆

... How many comments was that again? #Nickaelangelo 💯

Just watched Anderson vs. Chael: Boxing edition. My take? It was ... Cute. Was not expecting that; neither the complete lack of trying or even faking it, nor my reaction to such as feeling heartwarmed, but... yeah. Looked like two tiger cubs rolling around after a nap. Cute!

🚨 ALERT 🚨 Calling on the CME Consulting Services, LLC™ : Not sure exactly what is going on inside the offices of the Trash Talk division over at Dvalishvili & Co., but clearly they are in desperate need of your professional guidance. PRONTO Chad Dundas Ben Fowlkes

Right leg: Hoschama Left leg: Chamatery #Poatan

In case ye need a vibe check on how popular Combat Sports is or isn't. I finally watched Nate vs. Masvidal II (Boxing), from 3 weeks ago. Without it being spoiled for me. Didn't know who won, & got to just enjoy it. What a great bout. Both guys brought the gas & the fire 🔥👏🔥

Happy 50th legend 🇭🇷 💫

#Chama 🗿

Co-Main Event Things: Gathering items preparing for a road trip, one stubborn USB cable didn't want to easily detach. Out loud, under my breath, I could have cursed it with anything... What came out of my mouth? "Bitch-ass casual." I blame the #CME Chad Dundas Ben Fowlkes

I didn't watch Tyson / Paul, & now I feel like I'm waking up in one of those post-apocalypse movies where I'm one of the few people on Earth who was randomly not affected by some terrible worldwide zombie virus thingy.

Thank you The Diamond for a truly incredible career, full of class & clamor... What an absolutely massive contribution to MMA history. 👏 ❤️ Also for making my favorite hot sauce 🌶️ 👌 Wishing you a happy life 🙏

Favorite thing that happened last week... Had a random thought, which I actually spoke aloud, alone: "Nick Diaz might be the most badass motherfucker who ever did MMA." Later that same day, riding my motorcycle, glanced down at the odometer: 209.0 💯