ComedyWriters4Pete
@petewriters4
Comedy writers, comedians, and characters relishing a gay candidate for the presidency. We’re tired of writing for Trump😃. Tweets are satirical.
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22-04-2019 04:32:06
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Gilbert, I don’t want to believe this. I loved him. I’m heartbroken for his beautiful family. Say it ain’t so. For almost 40 years his spectacular comedy blew me away. You can’t be funnier. My God, all who experienced him are crushed. Say it ain’t so.🙏♥️ images.app.goo.gl/SVUv9YFn513nYk…
The laughing begins when you would see these actors. “Who couldn’t love Jerry?” “The doctor stole my wallet!” “It’s Festivus!!!” “Georgie? There’s a stain in my bed.” Ty Jerry and jason alexander for giving them the laughs😂
During the Dem Primaries people questioned Joe’s memory. But now it’s obvious he forgot 77-80, high oil prices leading to high prices/inflation, No gas, 55 mph, and absurd interest rates. Please Steve Glazer remind him before we lose the WH for 12 years again😢
Wishing Pete Buttigieg & Chasten Glezman Buttigieg a joy-filled first #FathersDay, with all the love their hearts can hold.
Mazel Tov to Padres Manager Jewish Bob Melvin😍😂😂. After 50 years the Padres learn to hire Jewish man to lead the Padres😂😍😍. @LaurieBlackSD Becky F Phillpott ☮️🇺🇸✊🏻 San Diego Jewish Journal donald harrison sdjewishworld Sara Jacobs Mike Levin
Charles in Charge of UK, as No Prime Minister to be found. King calls Scott Baio for advice.
I loved talking to the National Treasure that is Randy Rainbow ! Hear me on this week’s episode of The Randy Rainbow Podcast here apple.co/randyrainbow or wherever you get your podcasts!
Pres Biden arrives at the debate aboard Air Force One. Trump arrives on ConAir. @LaurieBlackSD Becky F Phillpott ☮️🇺🇸✊🏻 @gerrybraun Bill Maher Jimmy Kimmel
Overheard at Debate: “Hello Cooked Joe.” “Hi Mushroom Dick.” Bill Maher
Tragic irony. Pres Trump was shot when he talked about the border. He shot himself at the RNC last Thursday when he called for deporting 11 million tax-paying, working noncitizens. Deport violent offenders. Yes. Not everyone. Ben Shapiro Richard Grenell