interesting how if you want to f*** someone you "proposition" them, but if you want to marry someone you "propose to" them . And then of course "prose" is a genre of books

two beautiful baby girls named Cannabis Sativa and Nicotiana Tabacum

i just randomly thought about that word "sonder" from tumblr i didn't realize it at 14 but isnt that just called "empathy"

"Address Me” Elephant sounds like a 2010 advice animals meme

today i learned that since 2015 pentatonix has only made christmas albums

screen time limits will have you looking at apps you didn't even know were still on your phone. I almost just opened the kim kardashian app

did u guys know the Grinch is one of our senators

i think what would actually help is if we bring back the vapes that look and taste like actual cigarettes instead of the ones that look like (and sometimes literally are) handheld video games and that taste like minute maid lemonade

what if the earth is like a snowflake in a whoville type situation

we have to talk about the way jonas brothers pronounce the [eɪ] vowel in the chorus of year 3000

Me: Mr President, I haven’t had healthcare in years and I would like it if my entire paycheck didn’t go towards rent Trump: We fucking got him Me: Who? Trump: Maduro. We got him Me: ok

how come Macklemore had a friend called Carlos's Brother

pretty cool that the 2nd u.s. revolutionary war is gonna happen exactly 250 years after the first one

4 words Mr. Former President. You could probably do it in 2 even

Ring Doorbell: Your Friendly Neighborhood Panopticon

every single day multiple times a day i wish every grammar auto-corrector had a "send feedback" button