Once you've ruined your reputation you can live quite freely.

Watu wanono kama akina kamau na francis gaitho wanafaa kuanza kujificha ju hii mafuta ikipungua hao ndio tutakuta.😂😂

Don't let that ngulusumu lie to you that you're an angel. Angels are not chubby and they don't drink alcohol

Kuingiza mkono kwa mfuko yako ukapata simu haiko can be relatable so what hits Harder ni the fact that una confirm mara ya pili the still uikose,,maamaye😭💔

We all have that one friend who's pretty but smokes weed like snoop dog

Instagram ndio wakona gallery huku twitter tunakuanga na shoe rack.

Hapo kwa long distance relationship make sure we ndio uko Juja

Unapata bois lightskin anasema "nimejaa ngori" ngori gani iyo kamum? Hiyo ni mood swing uko nayo😂

Nimekula mayai ya bata sasa mwili inataka mzinga😂

If it's fvck me, stick to that

Unapatana na fine shawrie hadi unaanza kublame umaskini

Bro to bro : Its worth it cutting off that broke friend circle and looking for friends with real money.

Lakini highschool gangsters were something else nakumbuka kijana fulani pale form 2 aliwai shikwa na dictionaries bag mzima na calculaters bag mzima😭 (Jamaa alikua wa Kayole tho)

Caretaker haamini

Newbies apa X huambiwa wa- paste na bado wana paste number 😂

ukikufa people mourn,cry and after sometime they forget you kabisa and life continues,case study; Raila Odinga

Jeff koinange amelelewa hapa Murang'a lakini anajifanya hajui matumbo na managu ni nini. Kupata pesa ni kitu mzuri sana.

Mwanaume, before ukubali dem akulipie rent, jaribu kuishi kwa shimo kama nyoka.

Hashiki simu zako, chali wake wa saudi amerudi

Yaani ni nyinyi mmejaa Ivo Kwa Zambian loan apps ..jameni!! tutashikwa mmekuwa wengi...😂