Met a bloke the other day who thought it was gay to have breakfast

Lena Dunham claims she was “fighting for her life” after spending 18 hours at Berlin nightclub Berghain.

Secret rooms stopped being exciting when Big Brother stopped actually building *secret* rooms and started just redecorating the task room each time instead #BBUK

the comments telling him not to drink coca cola... we are fucked.

The factory in question

Club Statement.

£77m sitting in the bank collecting dust and Dermot Desmond blames it all on Brendan. SELL UP DERMOT | SACK THE BOARD

BREAKING:🚨 Celtic have announced the appointment of Kenny Dalglish as director of football operations and John Barnes as the new head coach. ✍️ 🟢

In England, that’s never ever ever given. Officials up here are a joke.

Absolutely crazy decision by the Hampden stadium managers to run a fire drill in the middle of a game

people my age are starting families, getting married, having kids and i’m just like this in my room

This is so funny because I remember 2016 being one of those years where the common motto was that every day was a disaster

We're not a retirement club for Celtic supporting players who spent their careers at other clubs. Good luck Andy but no thanks.

i’ve generally got opinions

In fairness this is exactly what I'd do if I was an enterprising Tory press officer and wanted to stir the pot

BBC reports that Dua Lipa, Coldplay, Radiohead, The Cure and more than 40 other musicians have signed a letter asking the UK prime minister to better control ticket reselling, including asking for a cap on resale ticket prices.

Finally, someone who can give us an insight into Ferguson's time at United and the culture he created

Absolutely fucking nothing has changed in 7 years😂 how people actually defend this board is beyond me. Disgraceful😹

✅️ Calling the barman 'uni boy' ✅️ Tells you how much he earns (you didn't ask) ✅️ Main conversation is about roads ❌️ Mates

The Palace of Westminster actually collapsing around the legislators working in it because they keep delaying the decision on what to do with it is a bit on-the-nose as a symbol