A TOTAL & COMPLETELY CERTIFIED BANGER

Big doinks in Amish

@ the urinal like:

getting approved to move-in @ my $!cK new apt next month is my fav holiday gift hands DOWN 😤

My love-hate relationship with new apartment move-in day has finally begun once again

I remember reading through some of those letters and feeling so damn connected with everyone that sent them in.

Angela seems fun..

if Hulu makes me watch this Only Wanna Dance With You by almost monday ad one more time I swear to god

love is blind live reunion NOT working and I set an alarm for this shit smh

i LOVE watching the Westminster dog show, looking at my dog saying “that coulda been you” and getting this reaction

he’s right. 10/10. no notes

when I was like 8 I made business cards and SOMEHOW they didn’t get me any business :(

this woman at my apartments pool just told her toddler “listen if you get my hair wet again I WILL drown you” I love her

WHATTTTT

my obsession with this titanic submarine is completely unhealthy but I need MORE

An interesting trade by ANDREW SANTINO

Signed the closing papers for our first house yesterdayy! 🙌🏼 ANDD Fish gets his own fenced in yard FINALLY 👏🏼 & HE IS STOKED

Serious question.. WHY isn't every SINGLE professional boxer &/or wrestler using Lets Go by @liljon as their walkout song. Tell me.