It’s good to have a thrash about on the grass every once in a while…… 💛💙

Come on you Redsssssss!!! 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

Feet - street……

No wonder Emma Raducanu lost - she spent the game on her phone😂🤣😂 #Tennis #Wimbledon #queenstennis

Hey Trafford Council here’s what charging an extra 50 quid for green wheelie bins does - someone has dumped their grass cuttings in a big rubble bag on Shawe View…. 😤

Good grief! Not only is an Avanti West Coast coffee served in a thimble, the thimble is only two-thirds full😂🤣😂

When you’re in the pub and some dodgy looking lads approach you, but thankfully they’re from the Junior team you used to run over 10 years ago!😂

✍️ NEW: 20 Questions: Trafford Pete McGrath, one of the directors at Trafford FC, gives us an insight into life at Shawe View ➡️ thescarfmyfatherwore.substack.com/p/20-questions…

I just HAVE to visit this tourist attraction on my travels……😁

BBC BBC Radio 5 Live has come on the radio. These are on. WTF are they going on about? It’s like you are waiting for someone in the pub and there’s some lads on the next table bantering with each other. You don’t know them so it’s of no interest to you, and makes no sense. Absolute 💩

Drop the daughter off at the airport. #Starving on way back home. Think sod it I’ll have a McDonald's UK breakfast and a #Coffee. 4.32am. Voice at the drive through says “we’re still on the lunch menu. Breakfast doesn’t start til 5am”. #Weirdos I’ll make my own thanks….

Walking across Manc city centre in the rain, tucked left next to the buildings to keep dry, I decided to keep a tally of who, heading towards me, got out of my way, or who I had to swerve…. I won 6-2 but the 2 were huge scary guys to be fair🤣😂🤣

Clearing up after New Year’s Eve I find this! Not only is it Fosters, it’s also Shandy! If I’d’ve seen this at the time they would have been removed from the premises😂🤣😂

Train to London for the first time in a while. Various Bluetooth headphones and other devices are trying to connect to my phone! Is this a new thing?? #bluetooth

Oh dear, this bus has been travelling along for some time now with a road cone stuck behind its front wheel🤣

Oh dear, everything is now so expensive in the UK, Poundland no longer has anything to sell!

I’ve had one of those random emails inviting me to a CPD webinar. This one: “Is Your Team Getting Enough Sleep?”…….. it’s at 3 o’clock in the morning 🤣😂🤣🤪 #insomnia #CPD #random

Is #Urmston the roadworks capital of England? They dig a new hole every day. They fill one in then dig another one 50 metres further down the road 😫

A tough day for anyone trying to work out where the real news ends and the April Fools begin