kayleerowena: tomorrow’s halloween & today’s my birthday! to celebrate, here’s some of my favorite haunted houses i’ve drawn 🏚🎈 thank you to everyone who’s enjoyed any of my funny little haunted house art in the past year! i’ve done a lot of... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcveOmwWq…

joequinones: You exist here. tmblr.co/ZpLslxcveR_JWu…

📷 qwantzfeed: great, now i have stress dreams where i can’t find my social insurance number AND my house is burning down.  terrific.  i have a grade-a brain tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwKFEI0q…

📷 crowlls: KLINGONS I still really like these 2013 - 2014 tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwKRKXme…

📷 xbcaptain: Jadzia Dax  +  being a menace  +  Trials and Tribble-ations I had such a crush on Dax as a teenager. Now, of course, I – an intellectual – appreciate DS9 solely for the writing tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwKXpdqi…

knightofleo: 1) he looks like he was pretty pissed when they left it in too tbh 2) I love that picture so much, it lives on my phone and makes me happy tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwWpOuyy…

olderthannetfic: olderthannetfic: snugglebunchesofeyes: trist-pkmngal: thebyrchentwigges: missmollyetc: cumaeansibyl: thelaughingman1: delicatelytoobear: hobbit-hole: femmefaramir: older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwn7E7Wm…

mosertone: If Bruce Wayne had been all “I must become something more, a symbol, something to strike fear into the heart of criminals” and then LOOKED LIKE THIS, you better believe the criminal underworld would have gone “what the fuck” and... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcwnB3nSm…

howdydowdy: chongoblog: luckyladylily: funnytwittertweets: The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcxS33Daq…

vancityfire13: kosmo-mckogane: rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between “damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)” and “damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)” I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)” tmblr.co/ZpLslxcxT478Cq…

paper-mario-wiki: scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature. …I mean I really... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcxTWjzqy…

funnytwittertweets: tmblr.co/ZpLslxcxnqlMie…

superdictionary: Adventure - Jimmy Olsen had an adventure. He had an exciting thing happen to him. Jimmy isn’t sure he wants to have any more adventures. Oh my god, SUPER DICTIONARY has a Tumblr account. What a magical world we live in... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcxrgOLmm…

Greg Bear (1951-2022) file770.com/greg-bear-1951…

dduane: iplaywithstring: swords-n-spindles: the-fibre-stuff: moiraecrochet: synebluetoo: costumersupportdept: butts-for-days: dollsahoy: isnerdy: rolypolywardrobe: systlin: darkersolstice: max-vandenburg: eldritchscholar: So the other night... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcy5EfgSm…

femaleherbertwest: femaleherbertwest: (gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh?... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcy9n4GGu…

📷 atomic-chronoscaph: The Campbell Kids - Campbell’s TV Ad (1960s)  W̷̟̲͔̽͂Ȯ̸̯͗͌͜U̶̳͊̈́ͅL̷̢̻͂̋Ḑ̸̛̱̩̉ ̴̬̝̄Ý̵̻͒̓Õ̸͚͕U̷͍͌͑͘ ̸͇̓̀̇L̷͍̦̠̚I̷̢̥͎͗̚K̴̖̠̹̾̏͛E̶̟̻̘͌ ̸̧̼̑S̶̙̩̅Ǫ̷̤̘̎̌̏M̴̞̲͚̂͂Ë̷̲ ̵̢̓Š̷͚͉Ō̸̙̞̼̈́U̵̯̕P̶̤̔͜ tmblr.co/ZpLslxcyBbj5my…

assassinregrets: deardaaery: dontbesylly: gentlier: Cover letter with the vampire CV update with the vampire Intake paperwork with the vampire Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire New employee orientation with the... tmblr.co/ZpLslxcyUeqvWW…

gameraboy2: The Alligator People (1959) “You’ll SCREAM at these savings on our new close-fitting khakis! Now in Medium, Large, and Alligator!” tmblr.co/ZpLslxcyrA9AGy…

I love when people who have only seen the Lord of the Rings films decide to read the books and suddenly there’s Tom Bombadil. imagine if you were watching Die Hard and there was a deleted scene where McClane met a brightly dressed goblin who yodeled.