To be honest, if these guys wanted to rule the earth, would you have argued with them?

Worst drivers in Charlotte NC: Anyone in charge of anything with 1 wheel or more.

Even Kim Jong Un only managed 99.93.

Why is your ex sending you texts? Isn’t the main purpose of making someone your ex that you don’t want anything to do with them anymore?

Beautiful couple. When's the happy day?

I can understand Millipede and Moron being taken in by the overgrown gnome but I thought Gove might have had some brain cells.

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Brilliant! youtube.com/shorts/HuxbRxk… via YouTube

Other than that it was a great success.

Parenting 101....

The Italians have finally discovered the only way they're going to qualify.

This is patently ridiculous. Some men have great marriages. Some men have terrible marriages. The rest are in between. Christians should stop peddling this lie that it is universally good. Maybe it will be, maybe it won't. It's outside your control.

Worked in California for a while. Avoided eye contact. So many people with their hands out. Then worked in Virginia. A guy said "How are you doing" as I passed him. Sped up immediately. Felt really bad afterwards. He just wanted to say hello.

How nice to be able to afford to live in London.

The last time Harris was nominated we ended up with Donald Trump.

For every person that's done this there are probably 100 living in some seedy apartment with a credit score of 500.

Why on earth should racial minorities have 'voting power'?

When you're single you have to face problems on your own. When you're married you have to face problems on your own AND provide daily status reports.

Voting and expecting it to make a difference.

Since when did the owner of the house pay rent?