The owner of the largest Navy in the history of the world would like sailors from other countries to die in a war he started without consulting anyone. Pass, thanks.

In March of 2022, in response to the Ukraine War causing oil prices to spike above $100/barrels, Biden released 180 million barrels over 6 months from the SPR. This was 8 months before the midterms. In March of 2026, in response to the Iran War causing oil prices to spike above

Knowing Loomer, she likely also disregarded her doctor’s advice in re: what a first time traveler to India should do to prepare, so… India up two nil

Witkoff was also gifted this stylish hat by Russia

So… cities?

This dude lives in Richmond

In another week they’ll be begging Elon to bring back the ability to see everyone’s likes (which he got rid of so him and his tech right buddies could like phrenology tweets about Africans)

These guys have created an image in their heads of Kirk being some kind of outlaw that the White House struggled to keep onside, so it's worth remembering that he was talking about Epstein until Trump simply asked him to stop. x.com/i/status/20326…

Completely missed that Trump made the “big dick urinal” Guy our NATO ambassador

a friend summarizes: We need 2500 Marines for the not-war we already won that won’t have ground troops also please send ships, world. All of this was part of the plan.

I'll never get over how Naomi Wolf wrote a whole-ass book, edited, printed, finalized, and in a LIVE promo interview a historian told her she was interpreting a historical phrase wrong, and literally the entire book was bunk. And the publisher just pulled the book on the spot.

Markro Levenis is this anything?

It's always funny how all these guys that "flee blue states" end up in Austin or Miami and never rural Missouri or Lubbock, TX or some other place where Republican governance is fully realized.

Shorter Andreessen

Becoming increasingly impossible to tell whether these are satire (like, my initial guess here would be that this is 100% satire).

You mean the pipeline that took Canadian oil to be exported to countries that are not the U.S.? Or a different one?

"The most popular conservative pundits and commentators do not represent conservatism. Only the less-popular stuff I personally agree with does."

Imagine you're a multibillionaire who could do literally anything you want with your time—heliskiing, building furniture with exotic hardwoods, filling a hot tub with grand cru Burgundy—and instead you choose "get mad online because people are making fun of a thing I said."

Stillllll got it!

Update: The White House got back to me with three examples of media outlets that quoted Iran’s claim that it struck the USS Lincoln…but none of the outlets is American. One is Israeli, one Saudi, one Turkish. (And none of the stories included AI videos.) The president had