My friend and I revised R.E.M.'s 'Up" by taking a butcher's ax and making it an EP instead. Sacrilege? Defined: 1. bit.ly/2ygrv2T 2. bit.ly/2K1fv9S Scott Aukerman Adam Scott

Except that the timing is right in front of a school as the bell rings, its ghostly watching an army of parents push empty Razr scooters back home.

Something something snake pun. Something something Monday. I'm tired. You figure it out. #neufit… instagram.com/p/XSWUm3JgMj/

With the bro and nephew #neufit @ Annadel State Park: Stonehedge Entrance instagram.com/p/XYNJmdJgFs/

Wedding Rock, looking for whales with mom. #neufit @ Patrick's Point State Park instagram.com/p/XafYa9JgC-/

boysenberry pie #awesomesauce #greasyspoon #neufit @ Palm Cafe instagram.com/p/XbCTnQJgHm/

Good Friday hike @ Pinnacles National Monument. Caves, condors & rattlers. Awesome. #neufit @ High… instagram.com/p/XdZIiKpgJx/

Reservoir @ Pinnacles, Good Friday 2013. #neufit @ High Peaks Trail instagram.com/p/Xdl9rsJgL1/

Mix of blue & grey out this Easter Saturday. No bunnies though. #neufit @ Almaden Quicksilver Mines Park instagram.com/p/XflqT5JgM1/

I helped give 100 families in Guatemala a month of health care by working out with earndit earnd.it/10rAEt7

Windy storm last night! instagram.com/p/X2J6sQJgDL/

Just completed a 3.80 mi hike - Monte Bello mid April 2013. #gotlost #nothingnew #blue-eyedgrass rnkpr.com/a2ri256 #RunKeeper

Santa Teresa County Park overlooking San Jose (south). Communication Hill and Downtown SJ in view.… instagram.com/p/YGNXMwpgBp/

Just completed a 15.39 mi hike with ASICS Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a2rpqau #RunKeeper

I'm at Henry W. Coe State Park - CA State Parks (Morgan Hill, CA) 4sq.com/11rB57L

(@ Section 138 Bleachers Left Field - SFGiants w/ Richard Fregosa) [pic]: 4sq.com/13IK5FF

"First Confirmed WNV Human Case in Santa Clara County this Year (Aug 2013) — Woman Hospitalized,..." tmblr.co/ZgkJaysA8of4

Ethics commissioner mistakes identity of prostitute he thought he hired; instead gets pepper sprayed ctpost.com/local/article/… #dumbpeopletown

Illinois woman busted for torching her SUV with flamethrower fxn.ws/2A4OFZj #DumbPeopleTown Daniel Van Kirk #WalkingTour #GuessThePrice #GuessHerMotive

Cops: Traffic stop reveals mom in trunk, meth in baby's diaper seattlepi.com/seattlenews/ar… via SeattlePI Daniel Van Kirk #DumbPeopleTown