Recall of Parliament. Vote of No Confidence. General Election. Retweet if you want this to happen. Now.

A little music to lift your spirits before lights out …

A big list of total bellends 👇

What does the pipe major do for the rest of the day I wonder?

Blimey. They’re really good at football.

Just realised who Phil Foden reminds me of. Wonder if he’s got any Plantagenet heritage? #henryv

Just occurred to me that Joseph not booking ahead for accommodation in Bethlehem was probably one of the biggest #dadfails of all time. Guessing Mary usually took care of that side of things but as she was up the duff she asked him to take care of it for once. #youhadonejob

Can you be ‘beyond excited’?

I realise this is missing the point, but the bit in #DaisyJonesAndTheSix where billy runs out of the encore to catch Camilla only buys him about a minute of extra time and absolutely ruins the encore

Megan, you’re not fooling us…

A very moving piece in the The Guardian today - Ed Davey on love, loss and the local election results. We are proud to have such a leader! The piece is really worth reading right to the end 👇 theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

We’re going to win the euros #eng

Here's how the future is going to play out. (Long - please expand the tweet.) 1. The Tories will wreck everything at an ever increasing pace as the GE approaches, like irresponsible teenagers who know they're not going to be the ones cleaning up the morning after their wild

Not sleeping together is complicated. Still Up is an almost romantic comedy starring Antonia Thomas and Craig Roberts. Streaming 22 September on Apple TV+.

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I reckon it was worth having insomnia all those years to get this review in The Guardian for Still Up (which is streaming from Friday on Apple TV+) 📺 ☺️ theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

"Conservatives are pretending that everything that tackles climate change is more expensive, they're just factually wrong" Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey on possible changes to government green policy Hear the full #PoliticalThinking episode on Thursday bbc.in/3ZmIHfT

One of my favourite new shows of the year lands on Apple TV+ today. Romantic comedy lives! British comedy survives! youtube.com/watch?v=3InTFG…

The fourth episode of our insom-com #StillUp is out on @appleTV from today. Thanks to everyone who has watched and liked it so far! 📺 apple.co/StillUp